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Wow... nice shape! Oh... no, I meant "graph".

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好心

有一个精神病
患者救了一个落水者。

院长非常高兴
の对这个精神病患者
......这次伱救了
一个落水の人，
表现很好，

但是
不幸の是
他又上吊自杀了。

精神病患者
很得意の说：
“是我把他
拉起来要晾干の！”

Surat Memohon Cuti

GRANDPARENT'S ANSWERING MACHINE 祖父母的答錄機-好棒的涵義

GRANDPARENT'S ANSWERING MACHINE Good morning .... At present we are not at home, but please leave your message after you hear the beep.  beeeeep.... If you are one of our children, dial 1 and then select the option from 1 to 5 in order of "arrival" so we know who it is.           If you need us to stay with the children, press 2            If you want to borrow the car, press 3            If you want us to wash your clothes and ironing, press 4           If you want the grandchildren to sleep here tonight, press 5            If you want us to pick up the kids at school, press 6              If you want us to prepare a meal for Sunday or to have it delivered to your home, press 7            If you want to come to eat here, press 8           If you need money, dial 9            If you are going to invite us to dinner, or taking us to the theater, start talking ... we are listening !!!!!!!!!!!"    祖父母的答錄機-好棒的涵義 早安，我們現在不在家，請於嗶聲後留話。  嗶嗶嗶  如果你是我們的孩子，請按1然後照大小排序按1-5，讓我們知道你是老幾來過電話。  如果你是要我們幫忙帶小孩，請按2  如果你想借車子，請按3   如果你要我們替你洗燙衣服，請按4  如果你要把孫子/女放這裡今晚讓我們帶，請按5  如果你要我們去接孩子下課，請按6  如果你要我們為禮拜天準備餐點或送到你家，請按7   如果你想在這裡吃飯，請按8  如果你想借錢，請按9  如果你想請我們去吃飯或請我們去看電影遊玩之類的，請你現在就開始說話, 我們有在聽！！！

Rest & Relax ~ 放松玩一玩

Oh God... please grant me a fish...

主啊... 請你給我一條魚.....

  

某人坐公交車到某市的高潮鎮
因沒去過，
所以剛過二站就開始問女售票員：“高潮到了沒有？”
女售票員答：“沒有。
過了二站後，某人又問：“高潮到了沒有？”
...女售票員答： “沒有。”
沒過幾分鐘，某人又問：“高潮到了沒有？”
這時，女售票員實在是不耐煩了。
高聲地回答道：“高潮到了，我會叫的！”

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